How many dogs does it take to change a Lightblub?
Golden Retriver: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out blub?
Border collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeze, let me change the light blub!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd: I´ll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Tibetian Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while i'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: While it´s dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark....
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Blub
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
Pointer: I see it. There it is. There it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn´t moving. Who Cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light blubs in a little circle....
Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.z.z.z....z....zzz......zz
Briard: Light blub? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light blub.....
(Lånat och kopierat från Briard Kimbas blogg)
2 kommentarer:
Nu kommer jag ihåg varför jag valde vinthunden *jäsp*
Eller den valde mig, Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"Ge mig en bättre snabbare anledning för att stiga upp ur sängen *jäsp*
Hej Hej,
Jag är sjuuuuk...
Synd om mig ;-(
Vill oxå ut i skogen *snyft*
Torup är verkligen fint, kan bara hålla med!!
Hundarna ser verkligen ut att trivas! *härligt*
Tjohejsan Petra
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