How many dogs does it take to change a Lightblub?
Golden Retriver: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out blub?
Border collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeze, let me change the light blub!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd: I´ll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Tibetian Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while i'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: While it´s dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark....
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Blub
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
Pointer: I see it. There it is. There it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn´t moving. Who Cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light blubs in a little circle....
Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.z.z.z....z....zzz......zz
Briard: Light blub? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light blub.....
(Lånat och kopierat från Briard Kimbas blogg)
Har märkt en sak jag som hundägare gör med jämna mellanrum, nämligen ursäktar mig inför hunden! Hur då kanske ni nu undrar? Jo, följande scenarie är urtypiskt...
